Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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