the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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