so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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