So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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