I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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