...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
