don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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