I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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