Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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