I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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