it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Even my vagina gasped.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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