Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
as a side note pls kill me
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