haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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