i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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