I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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