I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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