David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
In America we eat man semen.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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