I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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