So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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