The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm like, not good at living.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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