the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
