is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
