i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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