You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
