Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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