haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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