i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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