office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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