Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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