You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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