Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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