Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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