I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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