The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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