When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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