Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
don't judge my taste in strippers
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Randomize