I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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