if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
It's just like the Real World with babies
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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