he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
it's like heaven, but drunker
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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