Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
thus making me awesome and them whores
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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