I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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