I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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