There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
you had me at cake vodka
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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