My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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