You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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