So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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