This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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