Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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