I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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