Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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