I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
When are your genitals available?
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