it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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