I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I had to cum in my sink.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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