He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It's rum buckets o'clock
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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