if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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