Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
as a side note pls kill me
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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